phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

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You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it. How I Met Your Mother  (via saintofsass)

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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trying to write essays


what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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